Dy-No-MITE

Well, as with every new season of TV seems to have the theme of me making you watch a bunch of promos for shows you have no interest in or already watch and don't need convincing, here are some new shows and the returning ones! Community is returning. No one could be happier than I.

First and foremost:

MY GOD WHY!?! Seriously, the movie was HORRIBLE. It was good for quoting after the fact but the actual watching of it could. not. be. more. painful.

White Collar, January 17;

Yay!

Archer, January 12; FX

Seriously LOL funny. There hasn't been an episode I didn't absolutely love. You will watch this if you know what's good for you.

Touch, Jan 25; Fox

I really want this show to be awesome because I miss Jack Bauer

And there was not much on last week but here's a couple of screen shots.

What? It's a Power Bar.

Welcome to another edition of WHAT'S ON TV? Or I guess I mean Hulu, since some of these are a few weeks old on TV.




I was psyched to see Burn Notice's newest cast member who you might recognize from NBC's Community. You should all know by now how much I enjoy seeing familiar faces on other shows. I like her better on Burn Notice.

This week's episode of Suits was clearly brought to us by Red Bull. Come on people, when it comes to product placement, the word you're looking for is SUBTLE.

I love the logic of this. If I were a guy I would be guilty of the same clothing injustice.

I haven't watched the last oh say 4-5 seasons of Rescue Me, but now that it's in its final season I decided that I want to watch it again.

Snickers does satisfy...

The Lying Game: Not as crappy as I expected. Check it out if you're a girl or if you're a guy who likes girl shows :)

Somebody Has To Stand Up To Those Green Pigs

A few days ago, I was horrified to learn that Spy Kids thinks it's a good idea to bring back smell-o-vision with Spy Kids 4D. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I could have sworn that smell is a sense. Yeah that's what I thought. And for anyone who doesn't know, the 4th dimension is time. We learned that in the third Back to the Future. And maybe also in school but I learned it from Doc Brown. And the best part about it... they're calling it "Aroma-Scope."

Why, Joel McHale? WHY?

Who are the ad wizards who came up with that one? For me, however, the worst thing about this movie is that Joel McHale is in it.  He is so much better than this. And Jessica Alba is somewhat better than it as well.

Oh well, it's probably dumb to be criticizing a kids movie anyway. 

So here's What's On Hulu This Week:

Lucky Coincidence

It's the middle of the summer and there's still nothing on TV. Or is there!? This is what I'm watching...





Burn Notice I think this is the best season since the first one. Action and good-looking guys (and girls), this show is fun for the whole family (okay maybe not the kids).


Wilfred is new this Summer. I thought it would be funny and it's actually better than I expected.

White Collar. Just looking at Matt Bomer, why wouldn't you watch the show?

Switched at Birth is of course a little cheesy, I mean it's on the ABCFamily channel, but it's cute and I love it and it stars grown up April Nardini.


I've talked about Pretty Little Liars before and I probably won't stop. It's the best crappy show on TV.

What I'll Be Doing All Summer

Summer's great right? Sunny and warm. Awesome movies. Concerts. But all the TV networks are like "yeah, time for a three month vacation." I HATE it. BUT! Thank you cable network original programming! Some of my favorite shows are actually on cable networks that like to air their shows when the other ones are on hiatus.

Brand new! Looks interesting and I'm excited for it because Lea Thompson is awesome and April Nardini (Vanessa Marano) plays her switched daughter. Hopefully she doesn't ruin everything like she did on Gilmore Girls.

June 6 9PM Switched at Birth

I think this is the one I'm most excited about. Action-packed, fun, and how cute is Matt Bomer? I mean really? Also who wouldn't want to watch the new(ish) show with Kelly Kapowski? White Collar is a must-watch!

June 7 9PM White Collar

If you're not watching this show yet, you're missing out. Unless you're a dude. It's only in it's second season so you can catch up quick. They're running a marathon of season one leading up to season two's premiere so there are no excuses.

June 14 8PM Pretty Little Liars


This is another best-show-nobodys-watching. I don't even know what to say about it with out sounding repetitive, just trust me it's awesome. Especially if you're a Bruce Campbell fan.
June 23 Burn Notice


I guess Psych isn't coming back until fall but I wanted to include it in this cable network show post anyway. I don't have a start date or current promo for you, so here's the "webisode" that inspired my car's vanity plate.

Fall Psych

Chuck Full O Awesome

I feel like I'm the only one still watching Chuck. Mind you, I feel like I'm the only person who ever watched it. Oh and my mom. And after I started watching it again from the beginning (sometimes there are too many hours in my work day) I wonder how everyone isn't watching it. Action, comedy, hot blonde girls, Adam Baldwin, Captain Awesome and of course the lovable, nerdy protagonist. It's like this show was created just for me. What more could you ask for? Today I bring you, some highlights from episode 1 and urge you to start watching pronto. In case you don't know, "pronto" is Italian for "you should listen to me."

Me too.

I almost wish Matt Bomer was still on Chuck instead of White Collar. Almost.

Awesome.