Fall Premiers

Some of you may have noticed that I kinda like television. And by "kinda like" I mean love way more than any one person should. So you can imagine how excited I am every year around this time for all my shows to be returning!

It's been a long Summer.

So without further ado, here's what I think you should be watching this year Fall.

The Office, NBC (Returns Sept. 22)


Community, NBC (Returns Sept. 22)


How I Met Your Mother, CBS (Returns Sept. 19)


Always Sunny in Philadelphia, FX (Returns Sept. 15)


Modern Family, ABC (Returns Sept. 21)


CASTLE CASTLE CASTLE ABC (Returns Sept. 19)


Parenthood, NBC (Returns Sept. 13)


Archer, FX (Returns Sept. 15)


New Girl, ABC (Premieres Sept. 20)


Happy Endings, ABC (Returns Sept. 28) For some reason there's no promo on youtube for this...?


Whitney, NBC (Pre Sept. 22)


Parks and Recreation, NBC (Returns Sept. 22) For some reason there's no new promo on youtube for this either :(

What? It's a Power Bar.

Welcome to another edition of WHAT'S ON TV? Or I guess I mean Hulu, since some of these are a few weeks old on TV.




I was psyched to see Burn Notice's newest cast member who you might recognize from NBC's Community. You should all know by now how much I enjoy seeing familiar faces on other shows. I like her better on Burn Notice.

This week's episode of Suits was clearly brought to us by Red Bull. Come on people, when it comes to product placement, the word you're looking for is SUBTLE.

I love the logic of this. If I were a guy I would be guilty of the same clothing injustice.

I haven't watched the last oh say 4-5 seasons of Rescue Me, but now that it's in its final season I decided that I want to watch it again.

Snickers does satisfy...

The Lying Game: Not as crappy as I expected. Check it out if you're a girl or if you're a guy who likes girl shows :)

You Stay Here, You Die.

ALL OF MY SHOWS ARE BACK!!! Well, all of my absolute favorite sitcoms; Community, Parks and Recreation, and The Office. It's weird that 50% of my favorite shows are on NBC but what can I say. I just wish they didn't force of Conan so that he could still be in my list of NBC awesomeness. Moving along.


The Paul Reiser show was eh but of course, I'll keep watching till the very end, just because.

Sam Axe Movie. AWESOME. It was like if you took all the good parts of every episode of Burn Notice and put them into one 2 hour movie. And Michael Westen even made an appearance.

And it's all marzipan? Probably not the best gift for a diabetic.

Oh and Cougartown is back after a VERY long hiatus. HILARIOUS. But I recommend this to girls more than guys. So here's what I have to say about it that's totally not helpful to most people. Jordan from Scrubs (and Kate from The Drew Carey Show) and Monica from Friends are both in it. I'll admit, I was a bit put off by the show's title because it sounded like a) a dumb premise and 2) what a crappy title. However they dropped the whole Courtney Cox as a cougar after 4 or 5 episodes and it's much better now.

Naughty Naughty Kool-Aid

I've always been pretty much a non-fan of Family Guy. It's just so damn stupid so much of the time. I do like Stewie and Brian though. And I LOVE a lot of the pop culture references.

My favorite is the recurring Kool-Aid Man. This is only the first of about 5.


You know what? Fuck it. Here's some more.


Okay enough of that.

Outsourced. Pretty meh on a weekly basis. Dedrich Badger is usually pretty good though. Makes me miss The Drew Carey Show. Kinda. Let me rephrase: he makes me remember The Drew Carey Show.

I don't know how I don't talk about Archer more... probably because it wasn't until a few weeks ago that I subscribed it to on Hulu. I just started watching it this year and its a-MAZING! (If you saw the below episode you'll get that). But no really, watch it.

As a British person with British teeth, I never tire of a good British-teeth joke.

Phil Dunphy strikes again.

You saw the ad? You want both of them? I guess that makes sense if you're trying to flip one.

Okay just a couple more things:

Yay Paul Reiser is going to be back on TV, it's been WAY too long. But man did he get old. This is pretty exciting for me because a) Mad About You will probably always be my favorite show of all time and 2) ... I don't really have a two but Mad About You fans will get the reference.

Happy Endings premiered yesterday. So far I like it but I don't know if I can really recommend it or not. I'm pulling for it because a) Kim Bauer is in it and more importantly 2) Jo aka Denise from Scrubs is also in it.