And very scary. Also, are people really going to buy it when its named the "Forever Lazy?" Buying this is like saying, "F-it, I give up! From now on it's just me, my TV, and my couch. Sunlight? Who needs it?"
The What the F*ck Blanket:
I fear for the future. The irony of course being that I am typing this as I lie in bed under my down comforter and watching TV. At least I'm multi-tasking?
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| In real life, my bed isn't in the middle of my room and I don't watch a still image of a cloud on TV. |






