Today there's some big dedication hulabalo where I work so I dressed extra nice.
|Zomg not wearing my skirt!|
Then he started going on about his dance partner having to learn how to not only have to learn to walk in heels and at the same time to walk backwards in heels.
I started at him blankly and then realized he meant cause girls tend to move backwards when dancing.
Then his last ditch effort in his hitting on me: