Yesterday, the heat in my apartment stopped working. Since it was a Saturday this means the only maintenance available to me all weekend is the one guy who's on call. He did not know how to fix it and instead gave me three space heaters. Which is awesome because that's definitely the least expensive way to heat an apartment. Especially when I don't pay for heat.
I decided that instead of just using the space heaters, that I should instead, leave my oven turned on with the door cracked (it's gas which I don't pay for), and leave the door to the hallway, which is heated, open as well. Sigh.